Customer Reviews
See, it was a cloudy morning outside. I was scratching my neck with the temptation of my nicotine addiction. So i asked my boyfriend, who’s really a girl, if it was ok if i bought a vaporizing device. She gave the the green light, so i hopped on this website, which was bookmarked next to my p*rn sites. I then found this cool, interesting, fascinating, mind-boggling, table turning, exquisite, fancy, petrifying, eye candy, eye OPENING, 🍆 hardening, makes me wet vape. Now, i had high hopes, for the fact that there was no reviews. I WAS WRONG! I got this vape in the mail whilst i was taking the FATTEST dump of my life, literally screaming while my **** was ripped to shreds. Do NOT eat frito chili pie with tabasco hot sauce before you sleep. Now, back to the vape. I opened my UPS package, and saw with all its glory, my DIGIFLAVOR LUSH BAR!!! What a turn on. I did cream. Matter of fact, the box wasn’t wet from the vape leaking, it was wet…(just imagine). Now, I unpackage this amazing, glorifying, tedious vape. I licked the rim. Gave it some suction. (stop it with the dirty mind😂). And sucked I did. I took the FATTEST rip of my life. Till i choked to death. That was the story of my little brother. His funeral is next wednesday in Miami, Florida. Please attend, thank you.
